- “America, Fuck Yeah”
- 2″x2″ Vegetarian Section Granted On Backyard Grill
- Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life
- God Admits Humans Not Most Impressive Creation
- God Announces Plans To Slowly Wean Humans Off Religion
- God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct
- Man On Verge Of Self-Realization Instead Turns To God
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail – Constitutional Peasants
- Monty Python’s “BELLS”
- Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
- Study Finds Chickens Would Have No Qualms About Caging, Eating Humans
- The Sinking of Hy-Brasil
- U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH—The Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, announced Wednesday that He considered mountains, not mankind, to be far and away the most impressive thing He had ever brought into being.
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“America, Fuck Yeah” from the satirical film Team America: World Police pretty well sums up what I see in most of my countrymen and women.
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This scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the sharpest pieces of comedy ever scripted.
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Source: The Onion.
MADISON, WI—Saying the animals would not pause for a second if given the chance, a new study published by the University of Wisconsin on Tuesday found that chickens would have absolutely no qualms about caging and eating humans.
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Source: The Onion.
AUSTIN, TX—A major existential breakthrough was averted Friday when, moments before he had a realization of monumental personal significance, 29-year-old local resident Darrell Gatsas instead turned to God.
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Source: The Onion.
CONSTELLATION VELA—Claiming that the mere thought is an “absolute nightmare,” WR 67c, a terrestrial planet from the distant Gamma Velorum star system, expressed its profound terror Wednesday at the possibility of one day gaining the capacity to sustain human life.
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Source: The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Citing a series of fatal malfunctions dating back to 1777, flag manufacturer Annin & Company announced Monday that it would be recalling all makes and models of its popular American flag from both foreign and domestic markets.
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Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS—Saying that the various belief systems had a “good run” over the last few millennia but that it was probably time for humans to get by on their own, the Lord Our God, He Who Is Seen And Unseen, proclaimed Monday that He would begin slowly weaning humanity off religion.
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“It’s all a question of what you want to believe in.”
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I’ve been an admirer and fan of Monty Python since my teens, especially the sketches which portray the absurdity of religion.
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Source: The Onion.
NEW YORK—Leading writers, scholars, and publishers gathered this week at Fordham University for a literary conference and panel discussion on God, the widely praised but reclusive deity who has not published a book since His landmark debut 2,000 years ago.
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Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS—Saying that He definitely knew the event was scheduled for some point within the vast expanse of time, the Lord God Almighty told reporters Wednesday that He was unable to remember exactly what year humanity goes extinct.
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- “America, Fuck Yeah”
- 2″x2″ Vegetarian Section Granted On Backyard Grill
- Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life
- God Admits Humans Not Most Impressive Creation
- God Announces Plans To Slowly Wean Humans Off Religion
- God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct
- Man On Verge Of Self-Realization Instead Turns To God
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail – Constitutional Peasants
- Monty Python’s “BELLS”
- Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
- Study Finds Chickens Would Have No Qualms About Caging, Eating Humans
- The Sinking of Hy-Brasil
- U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH—The Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, announced Wednesday that He considered mountains, not mankind, to be far and away the most impressive thing He had ever brought into being.
Read More
“America, Fuck Yeah” from the satirical film Team America: World Police pretty well sums up what I see in most of my countrymen and women.
Read More
This scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the sharpest pieces of comedy ever scripted.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
MADISON, WI—Saying the animals would not pause for a second if given the chance, a new study published by the University of Wisconsin on Tuesday found that chickens would have absolutely no qualms about caging and eating humans.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
AUSTIN, TX—A major existential breakthrough was averted Friday when, moments before he had a realization of monumental personal significance, 29-year-old local resident Darrell Gatsas instead turned to God.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
CONSTELLATION VELA—Claiming that the mere thought is an “absolute nightmare,” WR 67c, a terrestrial planet from the distant Gamma Velorum star system, expressed its profound terror Wednesday at the possibility of one day gaining the capacity to sustain human life.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Citing a series of fatal malfunctions dating back to 1777, flag manufacturer Annin & Company announced Monday that it would be recalling all makes and models of its popular American flag from both foreign and domestic markets.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS—Saying that the various belief systems had a “good run” over the last few millennia but that it was probably time for humans to get by on their own, the Lord Our God, He Who Is Seen And Unseen, proclaimed Monday that He would begin slowly weaning humanity off religion.
Read More
“It’s all a question of what you want to believe in.”
Read More
I’ve been an admirer and fan of Monty Python since my teens, especially the sketches which portray the absurdity of religion.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
NEW YORK—Leading writers, scholars, and publishers gathered this week at Fordham University for a literary conference and panel discussion on God, the widely praised but reclusive deity who has not published a book since His landmark debut 2,000 years ago.
Read More
Source: The Onion.
THE HEAVENS—Saying that He definitely knew the event was scheduled for some point within the vast expanse of time, the Lord God Almighty told reporters Wednesday that He was unable to remember exactly what year humanity goes extinct.
Read More
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